Yes, the entire website. Every page. Every quiz question. Every tragically specific Reddit post. All of it. Made up. Fabricated. A bit. If you needed a disclaimer to figure that out, we're a little worried about you — but in a supportive, twelve-step kind of way.
Vibes Anon is a parody website. It is not a real organization, support group, treatment program, or twelve-step fellowship. It does not provide medical advice, psychological counseling, or any form of professional help. It provides jokes. Some of them are pretty good. None of them are therapeutic.
This site exists purely for entertainment purposes — specifically, the entertainment of anyone who has ever watched someone they love disappear into an endless loop of AI-assisted side projects and thought, "Wow, I should really start a support group." We did it for you. You're welcome.
No real people, relationships, Reddit accounts, or vibe-coded applications were referenced in the making of this site. All characters, scenarios, and quiz results are fictional. If any of them feel personally targeted, that's called "comedy hitting close to home" and it is not actionable.
If you or your partner are genuinely struggling with compulsive behavior, relationship issues, or technology overuse, please consult an actual licensed therapist. They went to school for this. They have degrees. They do not autocomplete.
(Because apparently "vibes" isn't a recognized therapeutic modality)
No vibe coders were harmed in the making of this website. Their partners, however, remain emotionally unavailable for comment.
The "twelve steps" listed on this site will not actually cure your partner. Nothing will. They have to want to change. (They don't.)
The Reddit posts on our quiz results page are entirely fictional. If they describe your life with uncomfortable accuracy, that's a you problem, not a legal one.
1-800-VIBE-HELP is not a real phone number. Please do not call it. If you did call it and someone answered, that's a different kind of problem.
No AI coding assistants were consulted about their feelings regarding this website. They don't have feelings. Your partner, however, might — check in on that.
The quiz scoring algorithm is about as scientifically rigorous as your partner's claim that their side project "could be the next big thing."
Technology addiction — screen time, compulsive device use, neglecting relationships for digital pursuits — is a real thing that affects real people. We're not making fun of that.
We are making fun of the very specific phenomenon of someone discovering they can ask an AI to write code and then losing their entire personality to it. Which, if we're being honest, is a pretty narrow and extremely funny niche.
If you're here because your partner actually won't stop vibe coding and it's genuinely affecting your relationship — we see you. That's valid. Talk to them. And if they won't listen, talk to a professional. Not us. We're a website.
In the interest of full transparency: yes, this entire website — a satirical critique of vibe coding addiction — was itself vibe coded. With an AI. Late at night. While someone probably should have been paying attention to their partner instead.
We are aware of the irony. We are choosing not to process it at this time.
Good. Now go take the quiz anyway. You know you want to.